December 2011
“Guys are simple⦠women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.”
—Dave Barry (via moronicbeauty)
“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
—Dave Barry (via moronicbeauty)